Granny McBones – Gothic Humor Apparel for the Ageless Rebel
This darkly hilarious design redefines aging with style, featuring:
✔ Design Highlights:
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Vintage tattoo-style illustration of a sassy skeletal granny
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Bold gothic font: “Too Cool to Die” or “World’s Okayest Grandma” variants
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Optional glow-in-the-dark ink (for cemetery-party-ready looks)
✔ Material & Fit:
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100% soft cotton or tri-blend (breathable, unisex fit)
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Ethically printed with eco-friendly inks
✔ Why It’s a Cult Favorite:
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Subverts stereotypes – because seniors can be metal AF
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Perfect for:
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Halloween costume parties
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Nursing home pranksters
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Goth moms & grandmas
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